How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
First, some teachers check documents and email back immediately.
Second, they may suspect, especially if this happens more than once.
Third, since it should only happen once anyway, most teachers will give you an extension as long as you’re sincere. (And apologize. And don’t spell it or any other elementary school level words wrong.)
i made a list of the things i hate about myself
It’s midnight, but I really, really want to watch the second episode of Orphan Black because the first was awesome… such a dilemma.
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
FAT BALLS OF RAGE. I’M DYING
STAHP
So either people are photoshopping this shit, or Yahoo is posting tweets and then deleting them because they’re crazy. It doesn’t even sound believable, okay. But some people are taking these tweets seriously, apparently.
i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
I’m such a mess today.
- Everything I’ve eaten has made me feel gross like I ate way too much, but I didn’t.
- I can’t really walk because I have the hugest blister ever, seriously.
- I must’ve pulled a muscle in my hand and it hurtssss.
- All my teeth hurt, probably some imaginary and some not.
- I keep making text posts again.
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
