Just remember kids, don’t ever stress about school. Because you can get perfect SAT scores, perfect AP scores, perfect grades, do tons of internships, learn another language or two, and still end up forcibly employed as an unpaid office servant to an abusive boss who says you’re the most incompetent person they’ve ever worked with or even met and gleefully tries to humiliate you any chance they get.

Nine weeks of forced unpaid labor left. Today I fetched the bitch’s coat for her. My mom says I should find the humor in it but somehow I don’t. I don’t know what the school would do to me if she fires me but it couldn’t really be worse than what they would do if I quit. So I’m hoping she’ll follow through on that threat of firing me, but I doubt she will because who would fire their free, powerless personal assistant/punching bag, even if they were as incompetent, stupid, and rude as she says I am.

It would be nice if my bosses (multiple) would stop threatening to fire me on public sidewalks. You’d think they’d be embarrassed… I would say walking down the sidewalk sobbing is more common and more professional, but I have been informed that me and my opinions are worthless and most definitely not professional or typical.

I’m embarrassed by such displays, but I hope that at least the poor passerby subjected to them feel bad for me. Because seriously? Even if I’m as much of a lying, whiny, entitled bitch as I’ve been informed I am, it just does not seem like a boss who’s more mature than a toddler would throw a temper tantrum at their unpaid “employees” and threaten to fire them while they’re on a public sidewalk.


Évelyne Brochu talking about Orphan Black     x


I’m sorry. I’m not watching. I just forget every 10 minutes that I’m supposed to be avoiding twitter.

Okay now iTunes had better get the episode up first thing tomorrow or I’m going be SO pissed about that season pass I was so proud to buy.

I wish I could say I’ve been more productive since cutting the tumblr habit, but… that’s pretty laughable.


how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself


why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

Does anybody know when iTunes season pass holders for Orphan Black will get the episodes? Or just for any show?
Same time as airing? Day after? 2 days? You’d think iTunes would just say right up front, but apparently not.

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The meeting today was so much fun. There were lots of fun bits, but my favorite part was when my advisor told me in front of my boss, “it’s pretty clear you’ve learned absolutely nothing about interpersonal skills from your previous coops, so I think that’s something you can try to get out of this coop.” I thought I should earn some interpersonal skills points for not telling him to go fuck himself, but I guess I don’t.

God I can’t believe how much I miss those fucking racist, misogynist, homophobic, asshole interns. I just want to hug them and bring them back to work with me. If that doesn’t show you how miserable this internship is, I don’t know what would.



what mens rights activists really sound like

mens. rights. activists.